1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,480 BIRDS TWITTERING 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,199 DOOR OPENS 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,959 DEARBHLA: The alarm wasn't even on! 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,040 It's just not good enough at all! 5 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,000 DEARBHLA COMPLAINING 6 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,839 UPBEAT MUSIC 7 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:55,879 SIGHS 8 00:01:05,559 --> 00:01:06,599 PHONE PINGS 9 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,879 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 10 00:01:17,839 --> 00:01:19,279 PEOPLE CHATTERING 11 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,040 WHISPERS: Fuck. 12 00:01:43,919 --> 00:01:46,639 You were on fire last night. 13 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,120 I could... I could barely keep up. 14 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,239 What time did you get back? 15 00:01:50,279 --> 00:01:52,279 Oh, uh, pfffft... 16 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:54,080 yeah, nope, don't remember. You? 17 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,080 No, come on. Who was he? 18 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,000 Who? Who? Who... 19 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,360 The guy you went home with? 20 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,480 Who says I went home? 21 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:03,480 Ah, Shiv, you are in a literal 22 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:06,000 walk of shame right now. 23 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,360 Look at you. 24 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,480 And is that paint? 25 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,599 Oh. Oh, shit. 26 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,519 No fucking way. 27 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,599 You fucked your ex, didn't you? 28 00:02:19,279 --> 00:02:22,599 The artist. You're fucking... yeah. 29 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,279 You're... you're fucking bad. Yeah. 30 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,639 Yeah. You don't know how bad. 31 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Oh yeah? 32 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,760 Oh, I made a complaint against him. 33 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,839 What? 34 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:36,480 For... inappropriate behaviour. 35 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:40,440 LAUGHS OUT LOUD 36 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,639 And now you've just... 37 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,000 LAUGHS 38 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:47,879 Shiv. Yeah. 39 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,760 You didn't. Shh... shh. 40 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,879 LAUGHING 41 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,080 Sorry I'm late. 42 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,360 Oh. What was so funny? 43 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,959 Uh... Oh, nothing. 44 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,879 Good morning. Oh. 45 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,879 Good to see you. Ooh! 46 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,919 You smell like an off licence. Yeah. 47 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:06,080 Well, we, uh, we went clubbing last night. 48 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,800 You went clubbing? 49 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:10,000 Yeah. 50 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,000 Is that a good idea? 51 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,639 What do you mean? Well, given your recovery. 52 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,239 Oh. Didn't realise you had such respect for recovery. 53 00:03:20,279 --> 00:03:22,800 No. She was on her best behaviour. 54 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:25,519 Water all night, home by midnight. 55 00:03:25,559 --> 00:03:27,800 Even went to, uh, work this morning. 56 00:03:27,839 --> 00:03:29,959 Yeah. Oh, and this is on me. 57 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,879 Nope. Yes. No arguments. 58 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,559 I'm just gonna run to the dunny. 59 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,839 So, Daryl says you gave him a real tour. 60 00:03:42,519 --> 00:03:44,400 Wexford, Ag and Rita's. 61 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,720 Oh God. 62 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,879 LAUGHS 63 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:48,959 The old house. 64 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:52,480 Yeah. 65 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:55,480 I thought it would be nice for him to see where you grew up. 66 00:03:57,839 --> 00:03:59,720 What was it like being back there? 67 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,319 Fine. Yeah. 68 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:06,400 It's just a house at the end of the day, isn't it? 69 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:09,720 You know, I actually don't think 70 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,440 we're going to have time for breakfast. 71 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,000 What? What do you mean? 72 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,680 PHONE BUZZES 73 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,800 CLEARS THROAT Is that Daryl's phone? 74 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:26,319 I thought his mum was dead. 75 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,639 PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING 76 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:36,800 Hello? 77 00:04:37,559 --> 00:04:38,639 PHONE CLATTERS UPBEAT MUSIC 78 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,000 Ah, right. 79 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,360 Right, let's go. 80 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,040 Huh? I've got to get into town. 81 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,239 It's gonna be bedlam in there. 82 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:45,599 I was just saying it to Shiv. 83 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:46,959 We want to get in there early. 84 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,040 Oh, but I thought we were gonna...? 85 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,080 Oh, don't worry. 86 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,239 We'll go somewhere nice for lunch. 87 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,120 Oh. See you later, Shiv. 88 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,800 Yeah. See ya. 89 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,720 DOOR OPENS 90 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,160 DOOR CLOSES AGAIN 91 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,760 (RORY) I'm going for a run. 92 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,279 I thought we were going to talk? 93 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:15,440 About what? You've clearly made your mind up already. 94 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,239 You're going back to live with your baby daddy 95 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,639 to play happy families. Ah. 96 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,839 Are they a bit small? 97 00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:23,839 No, they just shrunk in the wash. 98 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,760 He has a spare apartment, 99 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,519 which he's offering to us both for free. 100 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:31,199 We have somewhere to live for free. 101 00:05:31,239 --> 00:05:32,239 With your mother! 102 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,639 So? So, that is not... 103 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,720 I can't do this any more, Rory. 104 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,800 It's driving me crazy. 105 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,000 Oh, I'm sorry, Caroline. 106 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,239 I'm sorry that my mother and I 107 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,959 are driving you crazy with our love 108 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,360 and our care and our support. 109 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,559 It's easier for you. 110 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:50,000 Are you serious? 111 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,000 Do you honestly think it's easier for me 112 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,800 raising another man's child? 113 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:56,919 No, no, that... that's not what I meant. 114 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,919 I have done everything for you. 115 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:03,160 I took you back after you cheated on me. 116 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:08,919 I, I stood by you when you got pregnant by some absolute dick. 117 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,919 And, and I, and I found us somewhere to live for free. 118 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,000 And I've saved every penny I can 119 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,919 just so I can buy a house for our family. 120 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,760 And... and this is how you repay me. 121 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,000 I was trying to help. 122 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,599 Look, why can't you for once in your life 123 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:24,400 just be a little bit grateful? ZIPPING JACKET 124 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:30,599 I was just passing. You're not fighting? 125 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:31,680 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC No. 126 00:06:32,239 --> 00:06:33,279 Are they a bit small? 127 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:36,319 They're fine. 128 00:06:45,599 --> 00:06:48,879 Hey, Ant. Just wanted to say cheers for last night. 129 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:50,360 I think I had one too many pints after work 130 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,440 and it went to my head. 131 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,839 Yeah, thanks for taking the trouble, see you around. 132 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:58,120 See you around? What the fuck? 133 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,319 Okay. I get that you're angry, but it's not appropriate for... 134 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,919 Thanks for taking the trouble? It's like I helped him out 135 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,360 with a mortgage application. 136 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,279 Ant. He could barely stand. 137 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:07,959 He was sick all over himself. 138 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I watched him for ages to make sure he wouldn't choke. 139 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,800 That was really decent of you. 140 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:13,800 So, why is he behaving like such a dick? 141 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:15,160 I really can't talk about my brother, Ant. 142 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:16,720 But I need to talk about him. 143 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:19,559 Then I can't be your therapist any more. 144 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm sorry, Ant, but... 145 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,040 I should probably refer you to someone else. 146 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,760 We were in love and now he's acting like he barely knows me. 147 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,879 Do you want that referral? 148 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:33,319 No. Fuck that. I'm done. 149 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,839 Therapy sucks. 150 00:07:37,559 --> 00:07:38,879 DOOR SLAMS 151 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,519 PHONE RINGING 152 00:07:47,839 --> 00:07:49,000 SIGHS 153 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,639 ZIPPING 154 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,000 PHONE BUZZES 155 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,000 DOOR OPENS 156 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:29,519 What's going on? 157 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:32,800 Eddie locked himself in the office last night. 158 00:08:32,839 --> 00:08:34,599 Oh, my God. 159 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,120 Oh, happens all the time after a firing. 160 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,440 Eventually they get hungry and have to come out. 161 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:43,160 All set for the viewing later? 162 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,000 Yeah. 163 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,440 PHONE RINGING 164 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,239 Hi, Shiv. Hey. 165 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:52,720 How was last night? 166 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,839 Weird. Is that why you're calling? 167 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,199 Oh, no, uh, no. No. 168 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:57,559 I just, um... 169 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,919 I was wondering, what do you know about Daryl's family? 170 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,319 Shiv, I'm at work. Yeah, I know. 171 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,559 Has he told you anything? 172 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,040 About what? 173 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,199 Anything. His background, his parents. 174 00:09:11,239 --> 00:09:12,680 Just what he's told everyone. 175 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,919 That his adoptive parents are dead, 176 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,839 and that his only brother lives in Melbourne. 177 00:09:15,879 --> 00:09:17,760 Perth. What? 178 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,319 WHIMSICAL MUSIC 179 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,519 His only brother lives in Perth. 180 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,680 No, it's Melbourne, he definitely told me Melbourne. 181 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,279 Well, he definitely told me Perth. 182 00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:29,080 Who gives a shit, Shiv? I'm at work. 183 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,839 Were you drinking last night or something? 184 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:33,120 You're acting weird. No, no. 185 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,120 I'm just curious. That's all. 186 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,239 Well, I have a job 187 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:38,720 and a life, and I can't be dealing with 188 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,639 your bullshit right now. So, goodbye. 189 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,519 Well? 190 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:51,879 I told her. 191 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:52,919 Good. 192 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,400 She didn't take it well. 193 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,599 Actually... 194 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,959 she was pretty upset. 195 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 She'll get over it. 196 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,279 You were honest, that's what matters. 197 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,680 I'll put back on the ring. 198 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:13,080 Yeah, I... I'm just wondering if maybe we should... 199 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,440 wait, regarding the ring. Wait? 200 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:21,879 Uh, uh, give Bernie some time to, uh, digest. 201 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:23,559 You know, I just don't think we should be flaunting 202 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:25,680 the ring around her while she's, you know, 203 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,040 it's been a shock, you know. 204 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,120 She's had a lot of shocks recently, 205 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,160 you know, losing the house, finding Daryl. 206 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:34,319 And I just think maybe we should keep... 207 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,599 the ring... 208 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:37,639 in its box... 209 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,559 for a bit, until we have her full blessing, you know. 210 00:10:44,239 --> 00:10:45,440 SMASHING 211 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,120 Mina, please! I've just been to Ikea! 212 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,360 I'm not your secret mistress, Tom! 213 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,480 Of course not! You're my fianc�e. 214 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,599 I will not stay hidden. 215 00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:56,160 No, I, I don't want you to stay hidden. 216 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,040 I just want the ring to be hidden for a week or two. 217 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,599 No! SMASHING, DOOR BELL RINGS 218 00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:04,519 Just... just hold on a minute, okay? 219 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,080 And don't break anything else. 220 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,559 SMASHING 221 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,519 Caroline, what are you doing here? 222 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:12,639 Can we come in? 223 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,680 Uh, well, um... 224 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,000 SMASHING 225 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,639 Eh, it's just things have been a bit difficult 226 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,120 at Rory's mother's and with Rory, so... 227 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,879 I'm sorry, love, it's not a great time. 228 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,040 Oh. Yeah. 229 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,000 Maybe you could come back later. Yeah? 230 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,720 Okay. Sure. 231 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 232 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,720 SEAGULLS CRYING BABY FUSSING 233 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,440 I wouldn't bother. 234 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,360 She doesn't even sleep here any more. 235 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,000 TRAFFIC HUMMING 236 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:13,239 KEYS JANGLING 237 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,000 DOOR SQUEAKING 238 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,239 Hello? 239 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:27,199 Karen? 240 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,800 KAREN: Oh. 241 00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:30,080 DOOR OPENS 242 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,800 GASPS Oh, my God! 243 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,559 GROANS Karen! 244 00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:34,839 Oh. 245 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,120 Right, I've stripped the gaff, 246 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,440 now I'm gonna strip you, 247 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,000 you sexy little... GASPS 248 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,879 Ah, for fuck's sake. 249 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,559 I told you not to leave the front door open. 250 00:12:42,599 --> 00:12:44,000 Anyone could walk in. 251 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,599 I'm so sorry. 252 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,760 You must be Shiv. I'm Gav. 253 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,800 That's Gav? You said he let himself go. 254 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,519 Ah... you didn't know him in his prime. 255 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,040 Anyway, where were you last night? 256 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,000 I was at the... Hello? 257 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,160 Caroline? 258 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,239 Can someone fucking untie me, please? 259 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,040 Is this a bad time? 260 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,559 I've been trying to reach you all morning. 261 00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:08,839 We need to talk. 262 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:09,959 Why? 263 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,599 I think Daryl's been lying. 264 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,440 There's like two photos on his Facebook, 265 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,599 he doesn't have Insta, 266 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,639 and he's never posted a word. 267 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,239 You didn't think that was weird? 268 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:21,120 I thought he had a healthy relationship with social media. 269 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,800 Did you not even Google him? 270 00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:24,279 Did you Google him? 271 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:26,160 I Googled him. 272 00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:28,239 His real name is not Daryl. What? 273 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:29,360 It's David. 274 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,519 I did an image search. 275 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:36,599 Mm, I love it when you take charge. Come on. 276 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,599 DOOR CLOSES David Johnson. 277 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,639 KEYBOARD TAPPING Oh, my God, that's Daryl! 278 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,040 He's got a whole other profile. 279 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,559 It... it's got a school, Rockbrook High, 280 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,199 names of his parents. GASPS 281 00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:52,440 What? What is it? 282 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,160 His mother won a gardening award. 283 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,959 It's dated three weeks ago. 284 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,199 She's definitely not dead. I knew it. 285 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:03,000 I knew he was a fraud. This doesn't make sense. 286 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 It makes perfect sense. 287 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,360 Why would he lie about his name? 288 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,639 Why would he lie about his parents being dead? 289 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,519 Why would he lie about his brother living in Perth? 290 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,160 Fuck's sake. I trusted him. 291 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,199 How could I have been so stupid? 292 00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:15,879 He's a con artist, Shiv. 293 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,800 He's been using a fake identity to cover his tracks. 294 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:21,080 This is clearly how he makes his living. 295 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,720 This is gonna break Mum's heart. 296 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,760 Do you know she's been bringing him to the old house? 297 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,160 What? Our old house? 298 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,319 What are we gonna do? 299 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,559 BABY SNORING LIGHTLY 300 00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:36,519 Hey, can I ask a favour? 301 00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,319 Is there any chance me and the baby could... 302 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,360 BANGING, GROANING 303 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,279 Never mind. 304 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,760 PEOPLE CHATTERING (ANT) Lovely to meet you both, 305 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,839 and please do follow up with any questions or queries, alright? 306 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,400 Hi. 307 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,279 How soon is this available? 308 00:14:58,319 --> 00:14:59,559 Oh, immediately. 309 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,120 As long as the credit check's clear. 310 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,559 I sent everything through this morning. 311 00:15:03,599 --> 00:15:05,720 We can pay six months in advance. 312 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,199 Oh, well, that's not necessary. 313 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,959 We've made 12 offers this month, all rejected. 314 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,239 My wife is worried we'll be sleeping in the car. 315 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:17,879 Uh, well... well, you were the first here. So... 316 00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:20,040 first come first served, in my book. 317 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,040 UPBEAT MUSIC Take care. 318 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:33,000 Wow, you finished already? Yeah. 319 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,559 Done and dusted. Looks like it was buzzing. 320 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:37,040 Already got a taker. Great! 321 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,199 It's not them, right? Huh? 322 00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:46,080 Ant, this landlord has, like, ten big properties. 323 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,760 His business is really important. 324 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,879 They offered six months in advance. 325 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,639 Just tell them it's taken. 326 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,000 But it's not taken. 327 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,800 Let's get him a nice Irish family. 328 00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,400 Oh, look, I'm not being... 329 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,160 but they're from a different culture. 330 00:16:00,199 --> 00:16:01,279 Okay? 331 00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:03,879 They use a lot of oils, a lot of spices. 332 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,040 Spices? 333 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,040 Monosodium glutamate... or whatever. 334 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,199 Those smells get into furniture and are really hard to get out. 335 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:12,360 But that literally has no smell. 336 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,279 Don't be an ejaculation, Ant. 337 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:17,120 The landlord has specifically requested appropriate tenants. 338 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,879 So, do your fucking job and find some. 339 00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,519 FOOTSTEPS RECEDING 340 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,000 Oh. 341 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,199 Oh, my God, this place is amazing. 342 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:33,519 Yeah, it's got everything you want. 343 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,199 TV, hot water, 344 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,639 I put some cold beers in the fridge. 345 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,959 Well, I'm...I'm still breastfeeding, so... 346 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,120 Sweet. 347 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,959 You're sure it's okay for us to stay? 348 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,279 Totally, like it's just sitting here. 349 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:49,239 SIGHS Do you mind if I put him down? 350 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,959 He's really tired. 351 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,400 Got him a little cot. 352 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,000 Thanks, Shane. 353 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,040 Mind if I turn on the telly? The match is about to start. 354 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,080 Of course not. Nice one. 355 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,279 JAUNTY MUSIC 356 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,720 Eddie... 357 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:33,080 You okay? 358 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,519 DOOR UNLOCKS 359 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,800 DOOR LOCKS AGAIN 360 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,839 GLUGGING 361 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,080 SIGHS LOUDLY 362 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,959 She's played a blinder, bro. 363 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,879 Outmanoeuvred me. 364 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:01,639 You know, I built this place. 365 00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:05,319 Bare hands, pretty much. 366 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,680 Now she's got some pretty boy diversity hire to manage 367 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,519 the place for her. 368 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,239 Give it a more... 369 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:16,000 contemporary feel. 370 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,120 I'm history, I'm toast. 371 00:18:19,879 --> 00:18:20,879 King... 372 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,919 SIGHS without a kingdom. 373 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,080 WHISPERS LOUDLY: Vicky's a racist. 374 00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:32,000 What? She told me not to rent 375 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,000 one of our properties to a foreign family. 376 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,559 She said she wanted only Irish. 377 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:36,839 She said Irish? 378 00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,480 But she said they're from a different culture. 379 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:40,680 That they'd use spices. 380 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,120 You little fucking beauty. Sorry? 381 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,760 I can use this with SCIAN for leverage. 382 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,680 Little miss blonde bombshell's a big fat racist. 383 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,800 How's that for a contemporary feel? 384 00:18:54,839 --> 00:18:56,440 This is fucking gold. 385 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,680 So, I should just ignore her? 386 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,199 Of course you should ignore her. 387 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,239 They said they'd have to sleep in their car. 388 00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:02,919 That's fucking disgusting. 389 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,720 You rent them this apartment, bro. 390 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,360 No bigots... 391 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,800 in the Appleby empire. 392 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,040 Great. Thank you. 393 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,800 No, wait. 394 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,360 this is a Lenehan property. 395 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,000 Major landlord on the south side. 396 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,400 Lovely guy to deal with, does not like foreigners. 397 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,400 Very open about that. What? 398 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,239 You're gonna have to rent this one to an Irish family. 399 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:29,080 But you just said... 400 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,000 Let's have one ready for when I'm back in the throne, yeah. 401 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,879 UPBEAT MUSIC 402 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:36,239 Keep it clean. Keep it Irish. 403 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,400 Now, if you'll excuse me... 404 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,279 I've got some racists to report. 405 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,040 SIGHS 406 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,800 MUSIC SOFTENS 407 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,040 Shh, shh, shh, shh... 408 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,000 Wha... what are you doing? 409 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,760 Oh, waiting for you. 410 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,239 To do what? 411 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,559 Well, I thought that was the deal. 412 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:21,480 You get to stay here for free. 413 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,319 We get a... 414 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,680 no strings attached like, 415 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,680 'cause you already got what you wanted. 416 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720 SLURPING CAR DOOR SLAMS 417 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:32,519 What's the problem? 418 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,080 It's a win-win! 419 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,319 BOOT SLAMS CAR DOOR OPENS 420 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,680 TRAFFIC HUMMING 421 00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,279 DOG BARKING DISTANTLY 422 00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:47,319 SIGHS 423 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:49,360 (JACK) Shiv! 424 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,879 QUIETLY: Jesus. What the fuck? 425 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,160 You left me buck naked in the classroom. 426 00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:55,720 I'm sorry. I had to... 427 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,639 Why aren't you answering my calls? 428 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,120 There's been kind of an emergency. 429 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,120 I... I actually... No. 430 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,000 We're gonna talk about last night. 431 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,000 CLEARS THROAT 432 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,160 I really didn't mean for you to pay for all this. 433 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,239 Don't be silly, I said I'll treat you. 434 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:13,800 It's only taken me 40 odd years. LAUGHS 435 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,440 Anyway, you got a discount on that 436 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,519 because all the sales assistants were in love with you. 437 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:18,680 LAUGHS No, they weren't. 438 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,160 Yes, they were, Mr Charmer, 439 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,760 can bring you anywhere. 440 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:26,120 Oh, my God. 441 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,519 What? What is it? 442 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:28,800 Finbar. 443 00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:30,959 Who's Finbar? 444 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,360 A dickhead. 445 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,440 Were you drinking last night? 446 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,000 What? No. Jesus. You know I wasn't. 447 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,839 I didn't think you were. I just... needed to check. 448 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,199 It was fucking amazing... 449 00:21:49,239 --> 00:21:51,800 wasn't it? Um... 450 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:53,599 We were both so fucking connected. 451 00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:55,959 We were just... there . 452 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,519 SIREN BLARES DISTANTLY 453 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,559 So, why'd you run off this morning? 454 00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:02,160 CLEARS THROAT Look, Jack... 455 00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:07,519 it was a spur of the moment thing 456 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,720 and, um... sorry if... 457 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,639 maybe I gave you the... the wrong... 458 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,959 Stop bullshitting me, Shiv. 459 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,400 CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY 460 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,160 You came because you wanted to, 461 00:22:18,199 --> 00:22:20,199 you've wanted it for a long time. 462 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,680 And so have I. 463 00:22:23,239 --> 00:22:25,519 Well... I'm gonna be honest. 464 00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:27,519 I've been really fucking angry with you. 465 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,760 You've been angry with me? 466 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,360 It's why I've been the way I've been. 467 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,680 At the college, with the students. 468 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,879 About what? 469 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:38,279 The way you treated me last year. 470 00:22:38,319 --> 00:22:40,720 Showing up to my van, saying you want to be friends, 471 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,440 and then turning around saying you want more, 472 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,000 and then telling me, I... I don't deserve my daughter. 473 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,199 You fucked your ex! 474 00:22:49,239 --> 00:22:51,199 We can get into the whole who did what to who. 475 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:52,440 Jesus Christ, Jack. 476 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,080 I'm trying to tell the truth here. 477 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:57,239 I've been angry. SCOFFS 478 00:22:57,279 --> 00:22:58,720 And I've been petty. 479 00:23:00,199 --> 00:23:02,239 But last night you did something brave. 480 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,959 You stopped playing games. You were you. 481 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,120 And I want you. 482 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:17,160 SIRENS BLARING DISTANTLY 483 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,279 PHONE BUZZES 484 00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:22,319 Uh... 485 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,199 I need to... 486 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,639 Are you fucking serious? 487 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,760 One sec, okay? SIGHS 488 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,839 KAREN: Heya, Shiv. Gav's found some more stuff online 489 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,400 about Daryl or David's vineyard. 490 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,319 It closed down last year 'cause of some money trouble. 491 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,559 I've sent on the info, but you need to find your ma. 492 00:23:44,199 --> 00:23:45,800 SIGHS You okay? 493 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,360 I have to go. What? 494 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,959 I'm pouring my heart out here. 495 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:54,680 Call you tomorrow. Promise. 496 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,519 Shiv! EXASPERATED SIGH 497 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,000 BERNIE: A relationship with an oppressive lying woman 498 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,720 led Finbar Flaherty to reflect on Irish history 499 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,680 and his own internal war of independence. 500 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,760 What the fuck? 501 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,120 Is it all clear? 502 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,800 Here. What are you doing? 503 00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:16,599 MARKER PEN SQUEAKING 504 00:24:17,639 --> 00:24:20,000 GASPS A dick for a dickhead. 505 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,559 LAUGHS 506 00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:23,319 Here, your turn. 507 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,800 LIGHT MUSIC 508 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:27,239 Go on. 509 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,959 DARYL LAUGHS 510 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,720 LAUGHS Oh, shit. 511 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:36,480 Couple of pubes... 512 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,239 Oh, shit. Shit, shit. Oh, Jesus. 513 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,760 Mum, let's go. 514 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,480 Oh, God. Oh... oh. 515 00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:04,160 Oh, my God. Fuck. 516 00:25:04,199 --> 00:25:06,839 A few less royalties in his pocket. 517 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,519 I can't believe we just did that. 518 00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:10,760 Sorry. 519 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,680 Am I a bad influence? Ah. 520 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,800 You're not a bad influence. 521 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:17,839 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 522 00:25:17,879 --> 00:25:19,319 PANTING 523 00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:23,800 You know I'm gonna have to go home soon. 524 00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:25,760 What? Why? 525 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,680 I never meant to stay this long. 526 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:30,919 Being here... 527 00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:33,319 spending time with you... 528 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,239 I never thought I'd have that. 529 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,480 Also, I'm in a tight spot financially. 530 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:46,519 My business is... 531 00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:48,480 I can give you money. No, listen, 532 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,360 I don't want you to... I have money. 533 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,720 Yeah, but that's... You don't have to explain. 534 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,080 I'm your mother. How much do you need? 535 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,519 ? Take it easy on the road ? 536 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,160 ? I'm right beside you ? 537 00:26:02,199 --> 00:26:05,160 ? When you touched my knee ? 538 00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:07,720 ? I nearly died ? 539 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,319 ? Did it happen overnight? ? 540 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,199 ? Did it happen at all? ? 541 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,480 ? Can't hear nothing ? 542 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,080 ? Just hear blue lights... ? Hi, it's Caroline. 543 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,120 You know what to do. BEEP 544 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,639 Hi, love. Uh, sorry about earlier. 545 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,839 Strange old day. 546 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,519 Uh, just calling to make sure you're okay. 547 00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,519 SUITCASE TRUNDLING DRAMATIC MUSIC 548 00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:37,959 ? I'll just go home out west ? 549 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,559 ? Something familiar ? 550 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,639 ? I was giving you all my best ? 551 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,319 ? But I can't any longer ? 552 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,839 BABY FUSSING Shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay. 553 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:58,360 ? I can't keep acting like this ? 554 00:27:04,639 --> 00:27:08,480 ? I can't keep acting like this ? 555 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,760 ? Don't make me choose ? 556 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,080 ? When I can't have you ? 557 00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:27,480 Mum, you in there? 558 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,239 WINDOW OPENS She's never in there. 559 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,279 WINDOW CLOSES Oh, Christ. 560 00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:42,480 Mum, I need you to call me. 561 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,519 It's... it's urgent. I'm at your house. 562 00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:47,760 Daryl's been lying. He's not who we think he is. 563 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,360 He's not... just call me, okay? 564 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,000 He's not your son. 565 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760 ? "Take It Easy" by Niamh Regan 566 00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:04,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0